Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Do you Need a Micro Manager?

If you are looking for the perfect micro manager, I am your girl! I have over 26 years of experience as a wife and mother. I can remind you again and again of what time you should or need to be here or there. I know where you put your belt, and I am more than willing to remind you of where you should have. I am willing to tell you when to eat and remind you of what you should eat. I have raised three grown children and I am sure they would give me the greatest reviews. Excuse me, while I call them, and tell them that you will be calling soon. I can assure you that I have raised them to they have strong values and manners. They are always respectful, on time and are very successful! Just ask me!


If you are looking for the perfect micro manager, I am sorry I just retired. You see I gave over 26 years service. I cannot remind you again and again of what time you should or need to be here or there because, I am too busy reminding myself of where I am and where I need to be. I can't even find my belt and I keep asking myself why in the world did I not put it where it belonged? You asked, "if I ate today?" Well my answer is, "yes all day long!" Did I make healthy choices today? Nope! To be totally honest, I have been stress eating all semester long. Excuse me, while I pour myself another Coke and open this bag of chips. I was raised with strong values and manners. I will remain respectful, but I cannot promise to arrive on time, due to the fact that as I approach the road leading over the hill, I seemed to have slowed down a bit. I hope I will be as successful as my children for I have their full support. Just ask them!